Well, the first quarter was…adequate. It seems now that there are clock troubles in Cleveland. First, the game time, then the shot clock, and now Craig Sager is making inane commentary about how the scoreboard too has gone hinky; the clocks look like this, I think:
Chris Webber stuffed his headband in the clockbox, that’s why he’s not wearing it today. Now, they’ve gone with handwatches and airhorns. If this fails, and it might, I suggest sundials and eggtimers.
Oh, and the Cavs are up by nine. Bustville. More news at half. Or something completely different.